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Twit who bought Tweeter shares tweets

In a case of investor mix-up, a twit bought shares of Tweeter and then proudly tweeted that he was one of the owners of Twitter. It was the ticker that tricked the poor twit, having bought TWTRQ where Q clearly … Continue reading

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Zoom TV alleges that US Homeland Security is in the Salman Khan camp

India’s premier news channel Zoom TV alleged that the SRK detention was the latest battle in the continuing war saga between the Salman and SRK camps. In an exclusive 5-hour news analysis, Zoom TV reported that the US customs and … Continue reading

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Bilawal Zardari bemoans Indian media’s paparazzi culture

Bilawal Zardari who is in India on a private visit, has tweeted complaining that the country’s entire media fraternity had succumbed to the paparazzi culture. Bilawal was taken aback by the intense media scrutiny of his family’s pilgrimage. The Indian … Continue reading

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Rajasthan Police recruits fiction writers from the Jaipur Literature festival

Rajasthan Police has decided to hire fiction writers from the Jaipur literature festival to author fictitious intelligence reports on imaginary assassins that would drive away authors, artists and thinkers from the country. The Rajasthan police earnestly asserted that it was … Continue reading

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Mayanomics: UP elections special

Oh its plainly obvious, haven’t people seen through the Maya? Well, I admit it is difficult to see through the grand conspiracy of the statues when it is all covered up. Maya, the Election Commission and the Planning Commission are … Continue reading

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Cloud Computing

The seemingly affable young missionary reiterated well-known facts, “Like all religions, it has its trinity”. He spoke about the infrastructure that fathered the phenomenon, the many sons that redeemed us from the curse of constant updates and also spiritedly spoke … Continue reading

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AT&T’s failed bid to buy T-Mobile*

Two beloved friends of mine, Atta Bell and T. Maybelline called off their engagement recently. Atta and Maybelline had been seeing each other for some time. Maybelline is of German ethnicity. Her German parent seems to want out of the … Continue reading

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